Subscriber Reward
On the first day of every month, subscribers find two items on their doorstep. The first is one of 7 supply items, with an equal chance each. The second is either a random book or one of 12 special items, with an equal chance each. Your book chance starts at 60%, rises by 20% each month you don't receive a book, and falls by 20% when you do. The book is drawn at random from the full catalogue; if the drawn book is one you already own, a special item is awarded in its place. This means you'll never receive a duplicate, but books arrive less often as your collection grows, and once you own every available book you'll always receive a special item instead.
Subscribers also receive special holiday gifts, which are delivered on their respective holidays.
The full list of all possible items is listed below
Supply Packs
| Image | Item | Effect | Type |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Box of Grenades | Provides 100 Grenades or 100 HEGs when opened. | Supply Pack |
 | Box of Medical Supplies | Provides 20 Morphine, 20 Empty Blood Bags, 30 First Aid Kits, or 50 Small First Aid Kits when opened. | Supply Pack |
 | Drug Pack | Provides 10 Xanax or 10 Vicodin when opened. | Supply Pack |
 | Lottery Voucher | Provides 100 Lucky Shot Lotto tickets when used. | Supply Pack |
 | Six-Pack of Alcohol | Provides 6 premium alcoholic drinks when opened. | Supply Pack |
 | Six-Pack of Energy Drink | Provides 6 premium energy drinks when opened. | Supply Pack |
 | Tin of Treats | Provides 6 premium candies when opened. | Supply Pack |
Special Items
| Image | Item | Effect | Type |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Erotic DVD | Increases happiness by 2,500 and booster cooldown by 6 hours. | Booster |
 | Feathery Hotel Coupon | Refills energy. Increases happiness by 500 and booster cooldown by 6 hours. | Booster |
 | Lawyer's Business Card | Removes all jail time and increases booster cooldown by 1 hour. | Booster |
 | Cutesy Cache | Provides a single Cutesy Cache cosmetic item. | Supply Pack |
 | Denim Cache | Provides a single Denim Cache cosmetic item. | Supply Pack |
 | Elderly Cache | Provides a single Elderly Cache cosmetic item. | Supply Pack |
 | Elegant Cache | Provides a single Elegant Cache cosmetic item. | Supply Pack |
 | Gentleman Cache | Provides a single Gentleman Cache cosmetic item. | Supply Pack |
 | Injury Cache | Provides a single Injury Cache cosmetic item. | Supply Pack |
 | Keg of Beer | Provides a Glass of Beer when used. Estimated 80 servings. | Supply Pack |
 | Naughty Cache | Provides a single Naughty Cache cosmetic item. | Supply Pack |
 | Wannabe Cache | Provides a single Wannabe Cache cosmetic item. | Supply Pack |
Books
| Image | Item | Effect | Type |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Book : Because I'm Happy - The Pharrell Story | Doubles happiness regeneration for 31 days. | Book |
 | Book : Mailing Yourself Abroad | Reduces all travel times by 25% for 31 days. | Book |
 | Book : Smuggling For Beginners | Increases travel capacity by +10 for 31 days. | Book |
 | Book : Stealthy Stealing of Underwear | Maximum stealth for the next 31 days. | Book |
 | Book : Shawshank Sure Ain't For Me! | Large jail bust & escape boost for 31 days. | Book |
 | Book : Ignorance Is Bliss | Happiness can regenerate above maximum for 31 days. | Book |
 | Book : Winking To Win | Doubles contract credit and money rewards for 31 days. | Book |
 | Book : Finders Keepers | Increases awareness by 2500% for 31 days. | Book |
 | Book : Hot Turkey | Gain no drug addiction for 31 days. | Book |
 | Book : Higher Daddy, Higher! | Provides +20% energy regeneration for 31 days. | Book |
 | Book : The Real Dutch Courage | Doubles nerve regeneration for 31 days. | Book |
 | Book : No More Soap On A Rope | Reduces all jail time by 50% for 31 days. | Book |
 | Book : No More Sick Days | Doubles life regeneration for 31 days. | Book |
 | Book : Self Control Is For Losers | Reduces all consumable cooldowns by 50% for 31 days. | Book |
 | Book : Going Back For More | Reduces all medical cooldowns by 50% for 31 days. | Book |
 | Book : Get Drunk And Lose Dignity | Doubles alcohol effects for 31 days. | Book |
 | Book : Fuelling Your Way To Failure | Doubles energy drink effects for 31 days. | Book |
 | Book : Yes Please Diabetes | Doubles candy effects for 31 days. | Book |
 | Book : Ugly Energy | Increases maximum energy to 250 for 31 days. | Book |
 | Book : Memories And Mammaries | Takes the same effect from the last used book for 31 days. | Book |
 | Book : Brown-nosing The Boss | Greatly increases personal employee effectiveness for 31 days. | Book |
 | Book : Running Away From Trouble | Guaranteed attacking escape attempt success for 31 days. | Book |
 | Book : Run Like The Wind | Provides a passive 100% bonus to Speed for 31 days. | Book |
 | Book : Time Is In The Mind | Permanently increases Speed by 5% (up to 10,000,000 maximum gain) after 31 days. | Book |
 | Book : Keeping Your Face Handsome | Permanently increases Defense by 5% (up to 10,000,000 maximum gain) after 31 days. | Book |
 | Book : A Job For Your Hands | Permanently increases Dexterity by 5% (up to 10,000,000 maximum gain) after 31 days. | Book |
 | Book : Working 9 Til 5 | Increases all working stats by 5% (up to 2,500 maximum gain each) upon completion. | Book |
 | Book : Making Friends, Enemies, And Cakes | Increases friends list, enemies list & targets list capacity by +100 upon completion. | Book |
 | Book : High School For Adults | Provides a free merit reset upon completion. | Book |
 | Book : Milk Yourself Sober | Removes a substantial amount of drug addiction upon completion. | Book |
 | Book : Fight Like An Asshole | Provides a passive 25% bonus to all battle stats for 31 days. | Book |
 | Book : Mind Over Matter | Provides a passive 100% bonus to Strength for 31 days. | Book |
 | Book : No Shame No Pain | Provides a passive 100% bonus to Defense for 31 days. | Book |
 | Book : Brawn Over Brains | Permanently increases Strength by 5% (up to 10,000,000 maximum gain) after 31 days. | Book |
 | Book : Weaseling Out Of Trouble | Provides a passive 100% bonus to Dexterity for 31 days. | Book |
 | Book : Get Hard Or Go Home | Increases all gym gains by 20% for 31 days. | Book |
 | Book : Gym Grunting - Shouting To Success | Increases Strength gym gains by 30% for 31 days. | Book |
 | Book : Self Defense In The Workplace | Increases Defense gym gains by 30% for 31 days. | Book |
 | Book : Speed 3 - The Rejected Script | Increases Speed gym gains by 30% for 31 days. | Book |
 | Book : Limbo Lovers 101 | Increases Dexterity gym gains by 30% for 31 days. | Book |
 | Book : The Hamburglar's Guide To Crime | Increases crime skill & crime experience gain by 25% for 31 days. | Book |
 | Book : What Are Old Folk Good For Anyway? | Increases leveling EXP gains by 25% for 31 days. | Book |
 | Book : Medical Degree Schmedical Degree | Reduces all hospital time by 50% for 31 days. | Book |
Holiday Rewards
| Special Holiday Gifts | |||
|---|---|---|---|
| Name | Effect | Type | Holiday |
| Dog Poop | Decreases an occupant's happiness by 20% if successfully used on their property. | Special | April Fools |
| Stink Bombs | Decreases an occupant's happiness by 20% if successfully used on their property. | Special | April Fools |
| Toilet Paper | Decreases an occupant's happiness by 20% if successfully used on their property | Special | April Fools |
| Snowball | Temporary Weapon: Damage 5, Accuracy 50 | Temporary | Christmas |
See Also
Historical Notes
Until 22/11/2024 players received crime Enhancer instead of Cosmetic Cache as their monthly reward. (Cosmetic Caches will replace Enhancers)