Gentleman Cache
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The Gentleman Cache is a Supply Pack which contains one item from a selection of refined, formal garments considered suitable attire for the opera, the racecourse, or the murder of a prostitute in 19th Century East London.
Type
Supply Pack
Gentleman Cache is a Supply Pack item that can be acquired via TCC's Benefit Block, and as a Subscriber Reward
Possible Contents
Upon opening the Gentleman Cache, the player will receive one of the items from the list below
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Blazer | Blazers are a multipurpose item which can be worn by everyone from business bros and bridegrooms through to schoolboys and boat jerks. Team this dark gray blazer with a pair of blue jeans for that ultimate "poor guy cosplaying a rich guy" look. |
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Bow Tie | If you're attending a fancy dinner and want to look smart, or you want to dress like a 12-year-old chess prodigy whose parents pushed him so hard he is unable to form meaningful friendships in adulthood, the Bow Tie is the perfect accessory. This one is made from red silk, and should be paired with a red pocket square and a smug, condescending outlook toward your peers. |
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Bowler Hat | Also known as a billycock, bob hat, bombin or derby, the Bowler Hat was once the preserve of city gentleman, being a key part of typical business attire until the 1970's. These days, Bowler Hats are exclusively worn by Dr Watson cosplayers and people going through a steampunk phase. |
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Braces | If for some reason you're allergic to belts, then a pair of Braces does just as good a job at holding your trousers up instead. Of course, you wouldn't need either if you'd bought properly fitting trousers in the first place, but until you grow into them, these elasticated black braces will stop you looking like a gangsta rapper. |
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Derby Shoes | "Derby Shoes were once worn by hunters and sportsmen, but today they are suitable for occasions both formal and informal. The Derby is an open laced shoe, meaning the quarters are sewn on top of the vamp, which makes them easy to put on. If you neither know nor care what that means, you may be interested to learn that the Derby was invented for the 19th Century Earl of Derby, who was so fat he had trouble putting his regular shoes on. And if that isn't a legacy, I don't know what is." |
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Fitted Shirt | Everyone looks good in a fitted white shirt. With extra tailoring applied around the chest and waist area, it will enable you to show off your pecks, bosoms or man-boobs in all their spectacular glory. Just don't spill gravy on it. |
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Monocle | Consisting of a circular lens within a wire frame attached to a short string or chain, the Monocle is a piece of corrective eyewear used to enhance your vision in one single eye. With the advancements of modern optometry and the death of Patrick Moore, the monocle has now been rendered obsolete. |
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Neck Tie | This red neck tie screams authority. The minute you sport this bad boy to the office everyone will stop to listen to you, even if you have nothing useful to say. Made from pure silk, this tie can also be used as an emergency bandana. |
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Panama Hat | Panama Hats are lightweight, brimmed, and typically made of woven straw. They were originally an Ecuadorian invention, but Panama Hat sounds nicer than Ecuador Hat, so everyone just pretends that's where they came from. |
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Pipe | Used to smoke loose tobacco, the Pipe is a dual-purpose item given that it also increases your ability to contemplate things by roughly 400%. Pipes are best smoked by a roaring fireplace in a room with lots of books in, and perhaps an ancient musket on the wall for good measure. |
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Smoking Jacket | Smoking Jackets were designed in the 19th Century for men who wanted to enjoy tobacco without their clothes smelling absolutely rank. The most iconic colorway for a Smoking Jacket is Burgundy and Black, with silk or velvet the preferred material. Famous aficionados of the garment include Fred Astaire, Hugh Hefner, and 2006 Playmate of the Year Saddam Hussein. |
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Sports Jacket | Sports Jackets are so-called due to their historic use by men playing outdoor sports, such as shooting, hunting, and cricket. Unlike a blazer, the Sports Coat is made from a hardwearing fabric which enables it to be worn as a casual, everyday item. This one is made from light tweed, which sounds like Mike Tyson trying to describe the universal physical constant. |
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Suit Trousers | Unless you're one of those kilt-wearing berks who thinks they're Scottish because their uncle once visited Aberdeen, black suit trousers are the most formal form of legwear mankind has thus far invented. These particular trousers would work well for someone attending a job inteview, visiting a funeral, appearing in court, or dressing up as the guy from Hitman. |
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Waistcoat | Gray waistcoats are most commonly spotted at weddings and christenings, given that they serve no useful purpose other than to make you feel slightly warmer than you ought to be. This one comes with a decorative pocket, which tells others that you could have pockets if you wanted, but you have chosen a wiser path. |