Book : Because I'm Happy - The Pharrell Story

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Book : Because I'm Happy - The Pharrell Story #776
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The popular musician and producer Pharrell Williams has long suffered from a debilitating mental condition which causes him to smile at all times, regardless as to whether the situation calls for it. The "Happy" hitmaker is often seen grinning at road traffic accidents, laughing at unfortunate medical diagnoses, and seeming positively ecstatic when informed of the death of a close family friend. This condition was caused by a blow to the head suffered when a 6 year old Pharrell was hit by an ice cream truck whilst walking his dog. However, when the young RnB sensation awoke to find his canine companion had passed away after gorging itself on chocolate snow-cones spilled during the accident, he found the news so funny he became unable to shed tears ever again. This inspiring unauthorised biography of Pharrell Williams is a must read for anyone who needs something to stare at while taking a dump.
Effect
Doubles happiness regeneration for 31 days.
Type
Circulation
20,807

Book : Because I'm Happy - The Pharrell Story is a Books item that can be acquired either as Subscriber Reward, purchased from a mission shop or found as city find.

This item is an untradable item, meaning it cannot be sold on the item market, traded, sent to another player, or dumped.

Usage

Normally happy bar will replenish at a rate 5 happy every 15 minutes( or 480 happy in 24 hours) until it's base maximum. When reading a book, your happy will replenish at a 10 happy every 15 minutes or 960 happy in 24 hours. Please note, happy will NOT go over maximum.

Patch History

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