Book : The Hamburglar's Guide To Crime
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Book : The Hamburglar's Guide To Crime #762
For three decades The Hamburglar's cheeky beef-stealing exploits were a mainstay of the McDonald's marketing campaign - until a brush with the law in 2003 put an end to both his career and his freedom. Embittered by a custody feud with his ex-wife, Birdie the Early Bird, The Hamburglar (real name Dennis Blork) was sent down for a 12 year stretch by Mayor McCheese after Officer Big Mac stumbled upon him desecrating the salad supplies at a nearby Burger King. But far from being the punishment intended, prison instead hardened The Hamburglar's criminal ways, giving him a range of crafty cons and terrible torture techniques courtesy of his fellow inmates. Now in this tell-all autobiography, The Hamburglar passes on his unique blend of criminal insight and erotic onion-based anecdotes in this The Hamburglar's Guide To Crime. "If I see you looking at me like that again I'll f**king cut you"
- R. McDonald Esq
Effect
Increases crime skill & crime experience gain by 25% for 31 days.
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795
Book : The Hamburglar's Guide To Crime is a Books item that can be found in Torn.
Patch History
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- Added book The Hamburglar's Guide To Crime which increases all Crime Skill & XP gains by 25% for 31 days