Denim Cache
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Denim Cache #1115
Double denim is for losers. Triple denim is for pussies. But sextuple denim is for jeaniuses. This Denim Cache will provide you with one of six possible denim items. Collect them all to fulfil your destiny and become a denim deity.
Type
Supply Pack
Denim Cache is a Supply Pack item that can be acquired via TCC's Benefit Block, and as a Subscriber Reward
Possible Contents
Upon opening the Denim Cache, the player will receive one of the items from the list below
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Denim Cap | Denim Caps should be worn backwards for a "radical" effect, or front ways for an "I don't like the sun in my eyes" vibe. These caps can also be worn sideways at your own risk. |
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Denim Jacket | Denim Jackets work best when teamed with items that are not made of denim, lest you suffer the ignominy of being seen in double denim. There are many items not made of denim, including cotton t-shirts, woolen overcoats, and PVC onesies to name but a few. |
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Denim Jeans | Jeans were invented by Steve Jeans in 1992, when a shortage of chinos meant that dads everywhere were rendered pantsless on Saturday afternoons. The denim fabric from which they are made was created in Europe in the 16th Century, which was also when colonialism really started to take off. Coincidence? Yes. |
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Denim Shirt | Denim Shirts give off a clear signal to everyone around you, and that signal is "I like jeans so much I want to wear them all over my body". This particular shirt is made from stretch denim, because let's face it, you haven't been looking after yourself lately. |
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Denim Shoes | If you're trying to build some sort of denim gimp suit, then you'll need this pair of Denim Hi-Tops to go with your Denim Jacket, Denim Vest, Denim Shirt, Denim Trousers and Denim Thong. These shoes are unsuitable for both men and women over the age of 32. |
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Denim Vest | When accompanied by a white t-shirt and a set of dog tags, a Denim Vest tells others that while you aren't someone to be messed with, there won't be many consequences if you do. This particular vest is made from denim that is raw and untreated, like your spirit, I guess. |