Book : Working 9 Til 5

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Book : Working 9 Til 5 #748
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Dolly Parton is the world's favourite large-breasted country singer, unless you count Tim McGraw. But did you know that aside from being a platinum recording artist Ms Parton is also the brains behind a cutting-edge method of project management? This revolutionary scheme takes inspiration from Parton's 9 to 5 single, and fans of her mantra include Donald Trump, Flava Flav, and Bill Gates - the latter seeing an increase of over 400% in productivity since employing Ms Parton's methods at Microsoft. If you're sick of working 9 to 5, barely gettin' by, with all talkin' and no givin', then this book has the potential to change your life.
"If I'd known of Ms Parton's methods when I first started, I probably wouldn't be dead"
- Steve Jobs
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Increases all working stats by 5% (up to 2,500 maximum gain each) upon completion.
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