Scalp Massager

Scalp Massager #1280
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Quad-pronged for your pleasure, this scalp massager is guaranteed to send the wearer off into orgasmic bliss after just 30 seconds of use. Each prong is adjustable, allowing even those with a considerable-sized noggin to enjoy a relaxing head rub. The accompanying instruction manual suggests that you shouldn't use this device while driving or operating heavy machinery. But what they don't know won't hurt them!
Type
Sell Price
$700
Market Value
$746
Circulation
169,814

Scalp Massager is an Other item.

It currently has no use outside of being sold. As it can be sold to the Recycling Center, no use is planned for the item in the foreseeable future.

Obtaining

Scalp Massager can be found from following crimes:

Shoplifting

Burglary

Patch History

Released in Patch list #