Patagonian Fossil
Patagonian Fossil #1487
The first dinosaur fossil on record was the Scrotum humanum, a chunk of Megalosaurus femur dug up in 1676 so named because it looked like a giant pair of boney bollocks. Palaeontology has never quite matured since then, coining names like Rhomaleosaurus megadeirus (great backside), Mastodonsaurus (nipple-tooth lizard), and Masiakasaurus knopfleri, a tribute to that guy from Dire Straits. Perhaps you’ll get the honour of christening this Patagonian fossil yourself, a dinosaur incisor pried from the Argentinian earth that's just begging for a stupid name.
Type
Buy Price
$599,257 - $666,306
Market Value
$629,891
Circulation
53,375
Patagonian Fossil is an Artifact item that can be traded at the Museum for 20 Points.
Obtaining
Patagonian Fossils can be purchased from Argentina.